David Crosby, Priest and Hypocrite

David Crosby, priest and hypocrite

David Crosby is an Episcopal priest canonically resident in the Episcopal Diocese of Virginia.

Originally a corporate drone, David decided to pursue the priesthood while a member of Grace Episcopal Church in Alexandria, VA. He was in part inspired by his unfortunate friendship with perjuring priest Bob Malm.

Subsequent to my dustup with perjuring priest Bob Malm, David has decided to weigh in with moronic comments such as “I understand there are two sides to every story. This is no different.”

But for the record, there are NOT two sides to every story. There are NOT good people on both sides of the Charlottesville protests. There are NO good racists. There are NO good homophobes.

Nor are there two sides to the fact that Bob Malm is a perjurer. The reality is that perjuring priest Bob Malm falsely claimed under oath that my mother, or someone purporting to be her, contacted him repeatedly to set up appointments, only to no-show.

Then, perjuring priest Bob Malm perjured himself a second time, claiming under oath that he didn’t commit perjury on the grounds that he didn’t even know Mom’s name. That’s pretty rich, because he expressly¬†referenced Mom by name — Sigrid Yahner — in his original perjury.

But while David is blasting out the Jesus-babble about the baptismal covenant and respecting the dignity of every human being, David doesn’t have the balls to admit that his buddy Bob is a perjurer. So much for resisting injustice and oppression.

For the record, here is perjuring priest Bob Malm’s perjury:


And for the record, no sign that Ballless David has said or done anything about the hate coming out of Grace Church, like the comments from Lucy Medley, in which she urged me to commit suicide.

Time for David Crosby to grow a pair and be a priest in more than name only.